STOP EVERYTHING AND READ THIS
Tonight, I saw "Wedding Crashers" and I was moved. Well, shocked is more accurate. Vince Vaugn's character, a rentless, rabid psycho, spelled out for me my entire take on women. Truly, it took me by surprise but made about the most sense ever. AKA - This is why I date psycho ladies:
Jeremy Klein: [speaking to the priest] This girl's fit for a straight-jacket. I mean she's fucked three ways to the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it!
He goes on to talk about his own mental instability, about how when goes nuts, something wakes up inside him and he feels alive, etc. etc. That pretty much defines my near-suicidal love life of the past few years, which brightens me up considerably. I think.
So...yeah...I'm screwed. But I'm OKAY with that and that's for the best.
Right?
Shit.